Barnacles! I mean, good morning.
No, I’m not a marine geek or a SpongeBob fan (hi millennials), but I am fascinated with the City of Dallas’ new way to get delinquent parking tickets paid—barnacles. That’s the name for the device the city has invested $50,000 in, a suctioned folder of sorts that adheres to your windshield when those tickets are overdue.
Here’s the how and why:
👉 If you have three or more unpaid parking tickets in a year, you could be barnacled. You’ll come out to your car one day and find the device and a note explaining what you need to do to free your windshield from this metal leech.
👉 You’ll have to make a payment online or over the phone, and then you’ll receive a code to unlock the device.
👉 Part of your payment includes the $100 fee 🫨 for the use of the barnacle, AND you’ll have to authorize a temporary hold on your account of $300 until the device is returned to a drop-off station—and there’s only one.
👉 The city says they’re trying this as an alternative to towing, but if it takes you longer than 24 hours to detach your barnacle, you’ll probably get towed anyway.
This sure is an expensive process for not feeding the meters or ignoring zoning signs. This system starts Monday, so if you’re a parking perpetrator, make that payment today.